Background Abstract :-
An Indian layman want to US to know what was the real reason behind the sudden fall of US economy, cause he couldn’t understand the whole ” bankrupt of financial institution due to excessive debt”.After staying there for almost 1 week he couldn’t make out. Being frustrated, he thought of visiting his american friend John and spend some time with him.
1. Rahul ( the Indian )
2. John (American)
location :- John’s apartment
Time :– Morning 6 ‘o’ clock
THE Story begins……………..
Alarm rang. John waked up and close the alarm.
Rahul :- (sobbing his eyes ) Good morning, (silence), hay whats in your hand?
John :- My alarm clock.
Rahul :- looks cool!
John:- Should be, I bought it from japan, good na! (silence), lets have some coffee.
John gets into the kitchen and came out with a coffee pot.
Rahul :- WOW! thats looks a classic piece of architect.
John :- Yeah! its Chinese made, help keeps the heat intact.
Rahul :- hmm………
John :- Take your bath and yeah dont forget to shave your face with my all new Hong-Kong made simulation razor.
Rahul :- (thinking) Hong Kong made yup!
Then they readied themselves for breakfast.
Rahul coming out of the guest room, looking at john.
Rahul :- What a shirt man? you look smart.
John :- Really, it cost me alomost 1500 bucks. I bought it from Sri Lanka and what about my designer jeans and tennis shoes.
Rahul :- (looking) Thats a fine art.
John :- It should be, I bought my jeans from singapore and shoes from Korea.
Rahul :- Woo!
John :– let me prepare breakfast for you.
Rahul :– Can I help you?
John:- Na, I have the Indian electric skillet with me, the one that you gifted me, it will do the job.
After taking the breakfast, john sat down with his calculator.
Rahul :- what your doing?
John :- Just checking out on this Mexican calculator, how much can I spend today.
Rahul :- Hmmm…. quite impressive.
John :- Do you like my watch?
Rahul :-Yeah! but it looks non-american.
John :- Of course dude, my Taiwan’s friend gifted me.
After completing their stuff, they came out of the house and john bought his car.
Rahul :- Hey man, its Romonovaskii -8T, its German dude.
John :- Your absolutely right and I have a radio in built in it directly from India.
John drove the car to the nearest gas station.
John:- I like this gas man, Its directly imported from Saudi Arabia, totally pure dude.
And then John started his search for a good paying American job. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day.
Rahul :- Hello, you’re back.
John :- (sitting on the sofa) Another useless day, no good paying job, let me check out my mails, if I could find something. where is my Malaysian lappy..( taking out from his bag), i got it.
John :- Nothing (relax) Lets have some genuine French wine. Before that, let me change my clothes.
Rahul sitting on the sofa, alone, thinking.
John :- ( Shouting, from his room) Rahul!
Rahul :- Yes.
John :- Have you seen my Brazilian sandal.
Rahul :- What Brazilian, it must be below your bed.
John :- (shouting) Yeah, I found it.
John came out with two glass of wine.
John :- (sitting on the sofa) Lets watch T.V.
Rahul :- Yeah, but dont say that it is also imported.
John :- Yeah, from Indonesia.
Rahul :- (shocking look) Do you have anything named “America”.
John :- Yeah…..ummm…mm….mmmmm…there must be.
Rahul :- ( with excitement) now, i came to know why US economy collapsed.
John :- Why?……….Hai thats not what your thinking.
Rahul :- Then what?
John :- I am quite hopeful from my new presiodent who can certainly get us out of this crisis and revive the economy.
Rahul :- Really, your expecting help from a president who is made in “Kenya”.
John shocked and speechless